Thursday, October 8, 2015

Stoner Guy Calls Cops on Himself!!!

A 22-year-old man called police after getting 'too high' on cannabis only for officers to discover him curled up in a fetal position surrounded by 'a plethora of snacks'.
The man, from Austintown, Ohio, who police have not named, called 911 on Friday to tell officers he had smoked too much marijuana while sitting in his car and needed help.
Police then went to his grandfather's address where they found him curled up and moaning on the floor of his bedroom, complaining that he couldn't feel his hands.

A 22-year-old man was arrested in Ohio after calling police to say he was 'too high' after smoking marijuana in his car, and was found curled up in a fetal position while groaning (file image)
A 22-year-old man was arrested in Ohio after calling police to say he was 'too high' after smoking marijuana in his car, and was found curled up in a fetal position while groaning (file image)

According to the police report, the man was 'surrounded' by Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish, and Chips Ahoy cookies when he was discovered at around 5.22pm.
The police report says: 'Upon arrival this officer was advised by [the suspect's] grandfather that [the suspect] was upstairs.
'As this officer walked up the staircase [the suspect] could be heard groaning from a room at the end of the hall.
'This officer walked into the doorway and observed [the suspect] laying on the floor, in the fetal position. [The suspect] was surrounded by a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies.'
The police report says the man told officers there was still cannabis inside his car in the center console armrest, and handed them the key to go and get it.

The police report says the man, who they haven't named, was 'surrounded by a plethora of snacks' including Pepperidge Farm Goldfish, Doritos and Chips Ahoy cookies
The police report says the man, who they haven't named, was 'surrounded by a plethora of snacks' including Pepperidge Farm Goldfish, Doritos and Chips Ahoy cookies!
Inside the vehicle, they found a glass jar of marijuana, two partially smoked spliffs, a blue glass pipe with marijuana residue on it and two packs of rolling papers.
Cops said they offered medical assistance to the man , which he turned down, before taking him to the police station where he tested positive for THC.
The suspect has now been charged with possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia, and will be due in court on a later date.

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